These strange phrases originate from the East End of London, they are in effect rhyming slang.
- Kelly’s eye (At the beginning / Nelson’s column / Bingo baby)
Kelly’s eye named after the Australian gangster Ned Kelly who had only one eye. - One little duck (Me and you / Doctor Who / Little boy blue)
One little duck based upon the shape of the number it looks like the neck of a swan. - Cup of tea (You and me / One little flea / I’m free / Debbie McGee)
- Knock at the door (Bobby Moore)
- Man alive (One little snake)
- Tom mix (Tom’s tricks / Chopsticks)
- Lucky seven (God’s in heaven / One little crutch / David Beckham)
- One fat lady (Garden gate / Golden gate / Gareth Gates)
- Doctor’s orders
Originates from the British Army in WW1 a pill known as number 9 was given out as a laxative by army doctors! - Tony’s den
No doubt now will change to Gordon’s den as it refers to the current Prime Minister. - Legs Eleven
- One dozen (One and two / Monkey’s cousin)
- Unlucky for some (Devil’s number / Bakers dozen)
- Valentines day
- Young and keen (Rugby team / Stroppy teen)
- Sweet Sixteen (She’s lovely / Never been kissed)
- Dancing queen (Often been kissed)
Dancing queen from the Abba song €˜young and sweet, only seventeen’. - Coming of age
- Goodbye teens
- One score (Getting plenty / Blind 20)
- Key of the door
- Two little ducks (All the twos / Quack Quack)
- Thee and me (The Lord is my Shepherd)
The Lord is my Shepherd refers to Psalm 23 in the Bible. - Two dozen
- Duck and dive
- Pick and mix (Bed and breakfast / Half a crown)
Bed and breakfast the traditional price of bed and breakfast accommodation many years ago was 2 shillings and 6 pence (the equivalent of half a crown). - Gateway to heaven (Little duck with a crutch)
The number 7 looks like a crutch. - Over weight (In a state / Duck and its mate)
- Rise and Shine (You’re doing fine / In your prime)
- Dirty Gertie (Burlington Bertie / Speed limit / Flirty thirty / Blind 30)
Burlington Bertie is racing slang odds of 10030 on the racing circuit. - Get up and run
- Buckle my Shoe (Jimmy Choo)
- Dirty knees (All the threes / Two little fleas / All the feathers / Sherwood Forest)
Sherwood Forest all the trees’ - Ask for more
- Jump and jive
- Three dozen
- More than Eleven (A flea in heaven)
- Christmas cake
- Those famous steps
From the classic spy novel and film The 39 Steps’. - Naughty Forty (Life begins at / Two score)
- Time for fun (Life’s begun)
- Whinny the Pooh
- Down on your knees
- Droopy drawers (All the fours)
- Halfway there (Halfway house)
- Up to tricks
- Four and seven
- Four dozen
- PC (Police Constable) (Copper / Nick nick)
PC 49 was a well known radio police show in the 40s and 50s. - Half a century (Bulls eye / Blind 50)
- Tweak of the thumb
- Danny La Rue (Weeks in a year / Pack of cards)
- Stuck in the tree (feng shui)
- Clean the floor
- Snakes alive (All the fives)
- Was she worth it?
- Heinz varieties
Heinz (who make baked beans) historically made 57 varieties of products. - Make them wait (Choo choo Thomas)
- Brighton line
The London to Brighton bus service was the number 59. - Five dozen (Three score / Blind 60)
- Bakers bun
- Turn on the screw (Tickety boo)
- Tickle me
- Red raw (The Beatles)
The Beatles is from the wellknown song When I’m Sixty Four’ and is often sung by players when the number is called out. - Old age pension
- Clickety click (All the sixes)
- Made in heaven
- Saving grace
- Either way up (The same both ways / Your place or mine / Meal for two)
- Three score and ten (Blind 70)
- Bang on the drum (JLo’s bum)
- Six dozen (A crutch and a duck / Par for the course)
- Queen B (Crutch and a flea)
- Candy store
- Strive and strive (On the skive)
- Trombones (Was she worth it?)
A musical piece called ‘76 trombones’ is commonly played at parades. Was she worth it? a wedding licence used to cost 7 shillings and 6 pence. - Sunset strip (All the sevens / Two little crutches)
- Heavens gate
- One more time
- Eight and blank (Gandhi’s breakfast / Blind 80)
Gandhi’s breakfast refers to his protest fast Eight Nothing’ or Ate Nothing’ - Stop and run (Fat lady and a little wee)
- Straight on through (Fat lady with a duck)
- Time for tea (Fat lady with a flea / Ethel’s Ear)
- Seven dozen
- Staying alive
- Between the sticks
- Torquay in Devon (Fat lady with a crutch)
- Two fat ladies (All the eights / Wobbly Wobbly)
- Nearly there (All but one)
- Top of the shop (Top of the house / Blind 90 / End of the line)
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